theavengertonystark:

((Because this is helpful as fuck.))

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*throws flower petals at you* be my friend

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an open letter to yahoo

aiclan:

fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like

sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

rybroskeez:

cockringtoss:

why isn’t a group of kangaroos called a kangacrew

thelawisnotbooped:

do yoU EVER JUST GET LIKE SOOOOOOOO AFFECTIONATE ABOUT A PERSON LIKE WOW YOU LOVE THEM IMPOSSIBLY AND ITS JUST LIKE WHOA. WHOA YOU’RE ABOUT TO EXPLODE AND YOU GOTTA TELL THEM ABOUT AND MAYBE SING ABOUT IT AND DO A DANCE NUMBER ABOUT IT AND CLIMB ALL OVER THEM WITH AFFECTION

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dicaprioscar:

If the Imperial March played every time I walked into a room I would feel pretty accomplished